I am being really good, see how wide my eyes are open.  I am listening and watching carefully what Mommy says.  Something unmentionable happened outside and I was ashamed so I hid my backside in the corner.  ( It hardly ever happens inspite of all my hair) Mommy saw me right away and popped me into the big bathtub to rinse the evidence away.  In a minute she will take me out and get me dry and comfortable again.  I love her.